Non-Dairy Creamer is Flammable?

I don't remember how I heard this or when I heard this, but my first reaction was wtf? What exactly is in Non-Dairy creamer that makes it flammable?

Let's break down non-dairy creamer:

First, the cow's milk is dehydrated which causes a chemically rendered mass with potassium benzoate. What is potassium benzoate? It is a preservative used to inhibit mold but it is known to irritate eyes, skin, and other mucous membranes such as lips and it is a carcinogen. Next the mass is mixed with sodium hydroxide, which is the scientific name for lye.

Let's talk about lye for a minute. A year and a half ago, I stopped perming my hair because Lye is the main chemical in relaxers. Lye is a deadly chemical. Let's look at some of the side effects. Lye is very corrosive to organic tissues, hence why hair dresses often apply relaxers with gloves and a comb and your scalp begins to burn after 15 mins, causes heat burns and is highly flammable (voila, shall we go on? I think we shall), lye also causes narrowing of the esiphogus, which means you may not be able to swallow, low blood pressure, blood in stool, bloody vomiting, vision loss and lung inflammation. Why do people knowingly use and consume this stuff. None of those symptoms sound fun.

Next, your lye and potassium benzoate mixture is blasted with ionic radiation. From what I hear, radiation isn't the best thing in the world. It results in cancer due to the breaking down of cells. After this radiation, the mixture forms sodium caseinate, which is used to supply the calcium in this stuff. Caseim is also used in paint, glue, cheesemaking, plastics, fiber, and protein supplements. The side effects may include, I use may because science doesn't really wanna take a stand on these, autism due to the extra histamine.

Let's review. Non-dairy creamer is milk that is dehydrated and full of chemicals that cause cancer and autism. The lye or sodium hydroxide is what causes the flammability and we've established that lye is a deadly chemical.